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A Man's Wishes
I wish:
- Wifes’ birthday was on February 29th. Men would be able to stand it once in four years.
- Plastic surgery to increase a woman’s bosom was included into the program of free medical insurance.
- Four women and only one man were necessary for a woman to become pregnant.
- Just crossing his fingers behind his back was enough to prevent a woman from getting pregnant.
- All women had the same name to make communication easier.
- All women had an allergy to gold, jewelry and animal fur.
- All women had special filters in their noses which could prevent them from smelling of beer, onion and sweat.
- A bikini was the standard uniform for businesswomen. And not only for businesswomen.
- It was enough to blow onto a bra clasp to undo it.
- A woman’s period was only once a year when it was time to start fishing.
- It wasn’t possible to tie a tie and fasten a zipper on trousers.
- There was a law allowing to set an office on fire once a month.
- Hair from the nose and back would be easily transplanted onto the head.
- It was possible to control erections and the length of the penis the same way you can control a loud-speaker.
- There was no speed limit on the main road and it was required for the main road to be oval-shaped.
- Men also had lots of orgasms.
- Special socks were invented that could exist only in pairs. And if they were left somewhere, they would crawl to each other energetically.
- A lavatory bowl’s seat would throw back by itself as soon as a man stood up.
- There were special beds in bars for those who were not going to go home.
- Garbage bags would leave the house by themselves. It would be enough just to push them properly with a foot.
- A man who went to a kindergarten class holiday to watch his child dancing a gnome dance, was forced to attend the Thailand massage salon for psychological recovering.
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